All This Baby Crafts

Get it? It’s a play on crap. Because it is everywhere. So many girls I knew in high school and college are either pregnant or raising toddlers. I know they only put the good stuff on Facebook, but even so, a part of me is jealous. One of the easiest things to be jealous about? Baby stuff.

I’m a crafty person over all (crafty as in “enjoys making things by hand” not “devious and deceitful”) and I am always looking for a new project. I can sew, paint, cross stitch, dye, braid, paper mache, glass etch – OOF – and I am doing these constantly. Whenever I see tiny home-made booties or a hand-painted changing table, all I want to do is make my own and fill it with a baby or eight.

To get past this, I have a secret pinterest board for baby things. I’m saving them for when I have a reason to make them and 9 months to do so. In the mean time, I’m enjoying practicing less kid-friendly crafts. Here are a few crafts to keep your hands (and nesting instincts) busy before baby –

Experiment with a number of horrible inappropriate cross stitch patterns.

Or knit yourself a beautiful penis cardigan.

OR! Just redecorate your entire apartment and buy yourself this.

I hope these few adult-only crafts help you get through another day of baby craze, and help ward off the always present fever. Happy crafting, bitches!

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One thought on “All This Baby Crafts

  1. Making all of my daughters hair bows I’ve saved a lot of money.. but spent a lot on my addiction to making them as well! So good luck to you when you have a baby!

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